Feb 11, 2011

My demands

ATTENTION ALL DRIVERS ON THE ROAD:
If you are going to be turning, there is a beautiful little device on the side of your steering wheel which will turn a blinking light on, indicating which way you will be turning.  It's called a turn signal.


... USE THE FREAKING TURN SIGNAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh, and if you are going straight down the road, and your turn signal has not turned off for some reason, it will make a convenient clicking sound for as long as it's on, so as to remind you to turn it off.  So if your intended direction is straight, then..

TURN YOUR FREAKING TURN SIGNAL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These are NOT requests.  They are demands (and also the law).  If they are not adhered to, then I will be that driver who likes to weave through highway traffic constantly (and I will signal every lane change).

No nothing happened to me, this is just a pet peeve.

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