The epic of M.B.easy battling the Wasp

After a trip to the library
M.B.easy sat in his home
Not knowing that the scary
beasts were a roam


He stayed at the table
With his pizza to eat
When the wasp, strong and able
flew down by his feet


Faster than falling water
M.B.easy sprang from his chair
To arm with ready swatter
To kill the beast, he did swear


But the bug had disappeared
And so he sat once more
The end of his feast neared
And he forgot about that flying whore ...           (sorry)

 As the dishes were put away
The wasp dove upon him
But to the wasps dismay
M.B.easy was quick to move a limb


For his weapon his hand did gripe
The wasp came from behind
but a fast and random swipe swipe
Left the bug flightless and blind


It pitifully buzzed upon the kitchen floor, done

M.B.easy planned to show no mercy,
for he knew he would've received none


Being slain by the swatter the wasp did not like
But it was what the man had to do
Hoping this would prevent a wasp army strike
Hoping it would scare off any wasps anew






I really hate wasps...